AdiIRC

Here is a list of /slap commands, simply add them to your Tools --> Edit slaps
Currently there are 32 in my list. Share your slaps!

sets +b  $nick *!*@*
*facepalm*
*facepalm*`s due to  $nick 
casts 'Hemorrhoids' on  $nick 
kicks  $nick  in the left shin
pants  $nick 
pelts a manual at  $nick 
pushes  $nick  into a pit of snakes
puts gum in  $nick 's hair
puts on a white glove and slaps  $nick 
rocks  $nick 's boat
slaps  $nick  with a 4r7a8i9n11b6o13w trout
slaps  $nick  with a brick
slaps  $nick  with a broken c64 manual
slaps  $nick  with a crowbar
slaps  $nick  with a large }{FISH}
slaps  $nick  with a triangle from the 5'th dimension
slaps  $nick  with a trout
slaps  $nick  with a 1990's TV antenna
stabs  $nick  in the Medulla Oblongata
stabs  $nick  in the Pancreas
throws a Horny Lizard at  $nick 
throws a Horny Toad at  $nick 
throws a black 2x2 lego under  $nick 's foot
throws a blue 2x2 lego under  $nick 's foot
throws a white 4x1 lego under  $nick 's foot
throws a yellow 4x1 lego under  $nick 's foot
ties  $nick 's shoe to the desk while not looking
zaps  $nick  with a green laser beam
zaps  $nick  with a purple laser beam
zaps  $nick  with a red laser beam
zaps  $nick  with a yellow laser beam

edit: fixed some grammar.